The Grammarian

In our little village, a grammarian woke one morning and discovered that his house was on fire. He picked up his phone and rang the Fire Officer.
"Is that the combustion officer?" He asked, "Please gravitate your accelerity of alacrity beacuse a gigantic configuration has engulged my domiciliary"
Before the Fire Officer could find out the meaning of the words used by the grammarian, the grammarian had been rendered homeless.